almost totally crying]
Weird guy: [eating an awesome burger]
Weird guy: Yo uhm I’m kinda enjoying this burger and I don’t want to be rude and all but could you like not bring down the mood? I mean if I was depressed and wanted to talk and you were eating Pho I’d back off because like pho is delicious and nobody wants to hear sad things while eating pho. I’d be like hecka sorry.