Girl: [almost totally crying]
Weird guy: [eating an awesome burger]
Girl: [weaps]
Weird guy: Yo uhm I’m kinda enjoying this burger and I don’t want to be rude and all but could you like not bring down the mood? I mean if I was depressed and wanted to talk and you were eating Pho I’d back off because like pho is delicious and nobody wants to hear sad things while eating pho. I’d be like hecka sorry.
girl: You call me a wuss? Fine, I don’t even want to talk to you.
weird guy: Hmm I have two choices here. I could say “No don’t leave stay talk to me.” Or I could say “Fine, don’t talk to me wuss.” However I’m a weird guy so here is what i’ll say. “No don’t leave, WUSS. Stay don’t ever leave, WUSS. I would never wish for you to leave, WUSS. This is because you are my one and only WUSS.”
KARMA GET AWAY FROM ME!!! I’M SORRY FOR BEING SHALLOW BACK THEN OK? GEEBUS. NOW WHATEVER I DID BACK THEN IS BEING HURLED BACK AT ME. I’m disgusted with myself. :( Now I know how it feels. I think the only way to liberate myself from this chained karma is to confess my secret in public.
I don’t know how to start. I used to have an online friend back in sophomore year named SundayBoy and we weren’t really “together”, but we were more than just e-friends! His appearance wasn’t what I had expected, but I didn’t straight up say he wasn’t good lookin’! Then I met Tony, a guy in my school and I guessed I wasn’t into Rikki anymore. UGH! HOW COULD I?! Such a filthy, shallow animal…flirting with everyone. Well, after I got with Morris and broke up with him, my life started to change. I’m less shallow because I know that whatever glitters isn’t gold. Just because someone looks nice on the outside doesn’t mean they’re the coolest person in the world.
I’m sorry for being such a superficial bitch and I’m sorry for using Morris as an example. He’s actually isn’t that bad. He doesn’t like cheese, but he’s still cool.
this made me smile
lol I read my’s post and this popped up.
So don’t you hate that feeling that you’ve been with someone for a while but didn’t notice and then they are gone and you’re like oh damn this sucks. I have that feeling right now =. For fun I’ll name her Slagathor. I’ve met her once and the second time I saw her again, she was around more often. I talked to her every single day and thought about her often. At times she was a bitch but I ended up accepting her for who she was. Now Slagathor is gone, she’s probably in a better place. After the separation I was okay. I was like whatever I’m cool but in time, it slowly hurts. However, you have to move on maybe one day I’ll meet someone like you Slagathor. Until then, YOU ARE A PERV AND A WUSS, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
I think I said this before.
well i was answering thi’s question thing and i didnt get to finish >_>
well i dont think u should think about him, there are more important things in your life like college and tommy ‘s clipboard
to be single, well i haven’t been single since the beginning of 8th grade and now.. i dont know where to go from here. maybe i should stay single for a while instead of looking for another girl. ill let her find me lol and yeah. i should stop searching because i might over-look and miss what might have been right in front of me the whole time so for now, i should stay single until my time comes. i guess right now is my time to be single for a while since i have only been in one relationship and im scared that i might not find anyone else haha i sound hella crazy right now >.> i should let the single life marinate for a bit and see where it takes me. so im going to try and heighten my other senses by being blind to girls for a while lol if that makes any sense
Every single time, single people singlehandedly single other singles out to not be single. If only this was singularity. Single people signify significant changes in this society. Years ago, when single people vowed to not be single and forever be with the one they love while being single, they stayed not single even through their troubles. This is the single problem today. All of the people who weren’t single now break their vows and become single. All in all being single isn’t necessarily a bad thing. It’s one of the single most wonderful things in the world. Not only aren’t you bothered by every single thing and you could totally talk to other singles or non-singles if you’re that cool. Evidently I concur with the aforementioned choice for Mr. Single to continue to be single, every single time.
Is it really, actually true that if someone’s thinking of you, you’ll dream of them?
I woke up from a good, great, fabulous dream. I was herra sad that I woke up. :( I’m kind of surprised that my dream was all about you, but at the same time, not surprised at all.*sigh, if only my dream was reality -_______-
When I woke up, I couldn’t find my phone anywhere. And I woke up at 7:11, haha. 4-day weekend to come. (:
i had a dream about my mom comming back from Vietnam like yesterday but she was supposed to come home next week. weeeeee
(via xmyyy)
Ohhh
lie when I am crying.
smile when I am sad.
laugh when I am hurt.
talk when it’s quiet
eat when im hungry
dance when no one knows
cry when I sing
street fight when I’m down
smile when it’s awkward
